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We Asked R. R. Virdi, Is a Snake a Dragon? 

Cover for The First Binding by R. R. VirdiThe First Binding by R.R. Virdi is the hugely epic opener to the Tales of Tremaine series, and now it’s available in paperback! A while back, Virdi wrote a thoughtful article on whether snakes are dragons as a feature for Dragon Week 4: Dragons 4Ever, and we’re bringing that back, because this is hard-hitting, important fantasy fiction analysis.


By R.R. Virdi

Are snakes dragons?

It sounds like an easy question. A rather straightforward yes or no. Snakes are snakes. Dragons are dragons.

Right?

Well…

About that.

Let’s look at what makes a dragon, well, a dragon? If you take a look at the most famous common kind, the European dragon, they’ve got pretty similar appearances throughout western mythos. And it makes sense. They’re a culmination of things humanity feared long ago all morphed into one creature.

They have the necks and facial appearances of giant serpents, armored scales, horizontally slit pupils with molten gold eyes the color of greed and avarice. Sharp teeth, and they breathe fire, something we’ve long been fascinated with, and is also terrifyingly destructive. The wings of a bat, and claws as sharp and curved as lions’. They’re the ultimate monster, most of the time. And maybe that’s where we should take our look of dragons.

What makes a monster? What are their roles in stories?

Historically speaking, they’re obstacles. They’re the big the hero has to face off and defeat to accomplish some goal, be it rescuing the princess, or in some myths, freeing a much needed river from a serpent blocking it.

Many serpents in mythology have been likened to dragons, and certainly so when we head eastwards to the Asiatic dragons. One such serpent, dragon, or obstacle, if you will, is Vritra—the headed dragon-serpent of Vedic mythology. This serpent demon held the waters of the world held hostage and blocked by its body and greed until Indra, the Vedic god of storms, sky, lightning, and rains, battled the three-headed serpent. In the end, Indra was victorious and killed the demon-snake with a club imbued with the properties of a thunderbolt. There’s another similar battle between a great worldly serpent in the waters being bested by another storm god using a weapon holding all the powers of thunder in its head.

But for this deed, Indra was gifted a new name. A name that meant two things: Slayer of Vritra, and slayer of First Born Dragons.

Vritra, the three-headed serpent, was accounted a dragon then and there. When you go back far enough in mythology, the oldest of dragons in many cultures were closer to serpents than the winged beasts we often think of. And many fictional story worlds follow this convention too. In the world of Middle Earth, Glaurung, was the father of dragons.

But this beast was closer to a worm or serpent with legs than what his later descendants would come to be. Creatures such as Ancalagon the Black, the greatest and largest of all dragons to ever be birthed in Middle Earth. A winged monster so great he dwarfed mountains.

Regardless of their shape, though, all dragons/snakes served similar purposes in mythology: obstacles.

So I guess the question of whether snakes/serpents are dragons really does come down to, do they act as dragons? Do they serve the same purpose in the story?

In the Epic of Beowulf, the “dragon” is often also described as a serpent, or a worm. And while some instances mention the fire breathing aspects, some also mention the venomous bite. All throughout stories, serpents have been often interchangeable with dragons, which might be evidence in and of itself that they are the same things. Or, at least, that dragons comes from serpents, if that weren’t already obvious in their appearance.

A dragon in a story historically is the antagonist. Is that always true, especially today? No. But for their history, they were something to be defeated. Not for the sake of doing so, but they were already in a place of opposition to the needs of innocent people. They were hoarding needed wealth, demanding human sacrifices, or keeping natural resources from the populace.

In the FromSoftware game, Sekiro, a dragon comes to their land from off far away and throws off the natural process of life and death, allowing for something close to immortality and rebirth for a select few…

All at the cost of perverting the balance of things and spreading a disease known as dragonrot. The world is festering with it and people suffer. This dragon resembles the Asiatic design of dragons, closer to serpents than the European counterparts. But before you ever get to fight this great beast, you must navigate a frozen valley guarded by a monstrous white serpent closer to a giant viper than a dragon. But it may as well be a dragon, because at this point in the story, it is most certainly an obstacle.

One you’re not equipped to defeat. Only to survive.

But until that point in the game, you are only to evade this monstrous serpent that blocks your path, and do your best to come back at a later time to claim its heart. But if you dig into the lore of this creature, you’ll realize it serves another similar role to dragons. This serpent claimed sacrifices. There is a little tent in where offerings of people were left for the beast to claim. There are hidden stories you can piece together letting you know people offered members of their clans or villages up to these giant white serpents.

Sounds very similar to dragons.

Maybe, like many things throughout history, dragons have just changed shape, and their names. Nothing more.

As time’s gone on, and more media continues to birth new stories, we’ve come to classify all kinds of dragons with new names: wyrms, wyverns, drakes, amphitheres, lindworms, and so on. But the truth remains: they were serpents first, and I suppose, they’re serpents still.

So long as they exist to be something standing in the way of your protagonists, they’re all dragons, and when we have existing series where dragon can even be a mantle, or a title, that any old vanilla mortal can claim, well, I guess dragons really as mutable as the fires they breathe.

Perhaps the real dragons are the snakes…we met along the way?

Is that giant three-hundred foot long serpent blocking your mountain pass? Well, that’s a dragon. That fire breathing wingless, legless, snake that’s burning your favorite kebab place down? That, my friends, is a dragon.

That jerkwad who cut you off in his dinged up 1990’s Toyota Previa (that should have long fallen apart due to the tolls of time, never mind his accidents) with his peeling Whitesnake decals all over his doors?

Yeah, I suppose that’s a dragon too.

I guess the takeaway is: all obstacles can be dragons, but not all snakes are dragons? But some snakes are dragons, so long as they’re obstacles. But not all obstacles are snakes.

See, it’s easy!

So, are snakes dragons? I guess…it depends.

But they can be, and that’s the pretty nifty thing about fantasy. Anything can be a dragon if you work hard enough to make it so.

Note for all the danger noodle owners in the world: yes, your sweet little reptiles can also be dragons – the bestest of dragons.


R.R. Virdi is a two-time Dragon Award finalist, Nebula Award finalist, and USA Today Bestselling author. He is the author of two urban fantasy series, The Grave Report and The Books of Winter, as well as the epic fantasy novel The First Binding. His love of classic cars drove him to work in the automotive industry for many years before he realized he’d do a better job of maintaining his passion if he stayed away from customers.

He was born and raised in Northern Virginia and is a first generation Indian-American with all the baggage that comes with. He’s offended a long list of incalculable ancestors by choosing to drop out of college and not pursue one of three pre-destined careers: a lawyer, doctor, engineer. Instead, he decided to chase his dream of being an author. His family is still coping with this decision a decade later. He expects them to come around in another fifteen to twenty years.

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What Kind of Burrito Would You Feed a Dragon? John Scalzi Answers!

Place holder  of - 86John Scalzi has an almost endless amount of accomplishments under his belt. A Hugo Award winner. A New York Times bestseller (most recently of The Kaiju Preservation Society, now out in paperback). Critic-at-large for the Los Angeles Times. But we’re here to utilize possibly his most important skill of all: burrito expert extraordinaire. For Dragon Week 4: Dragons 4Ever, John weighs in on what burrito he, personally, would feed a dragon. Check out his answer below!


By John Scalzi

As an internationally renowned expert on burritos, I have been asked by the folks at Tor to essay perhaps the most important question of this or any other time in our shared cultural history:

What Burrito Would You Feed a Dragon?

And the answer is: Well, obviously, it would depend. Dragons come in all shapes and sizes and personal proclivities. It’s time to acknowledge that, just like people, they will have their own idiosyncratic tastes and preferences. Let me take five examples of dragons from history and literature and song, and suggest some possible burrito pairings.

  1. Mushu, from Mulan

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Mushu is small enough that he is confused for a lizard, and is easily stompable by a horse, so his caloric needs are actually fairly low on a day-to-day basis. All evidence seems to indicate that he’s both omnivorous and opportunistic in his diet, which is to say, he’ll have whatever you’re having. The burrito I would feed Mushu is a quarter of whatever burrito I ordered that day, because that’s about what he could handle, and then I would still have three-quarters of a burrito. Which, as long as the basket of tortilla chips at the table keeps getting refilled, would be enough for me too.

 

  1. Dragon from the St. George legend

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For those unfamiliar with this story, the legend is that a dragon demanded tribute from a small village, and once it ate through all the livestock, an agreement was reached where the village would provide a human a year, which was fine until that human was a princess. Then St. George got involved and killed the dragon, but hopefully not before the dragon said “Wow, you only got involved when a princess was on the line, really, classist much?”

That said, this painting above, by 15th century painter Paolo Uccello, seems to be telling an entirely different story, which is that a princess was out walking her pet dragon in the garden when all of a sudden a knight burst in and poked the poor dragon in the eye, to the mild annoyance of the princess, who is all, like, “Really, George, what’s the actual problem, can’t you see he’s on a friggin’ leash.”

In the traditional version of the story, the dragon actually preferred livestock and only ate humans when there were no other menu options, so a nice big carne asada or barbacoa burrito would be fine, and just keep ‘em coming. In the new revisionist version based on the painting, I would fill that burrito with ibuprofen, and arrest George for trespassing and cruelty to animals.

  1. Elliot from Pete’s Dragon

Image Place holder  of - 78In the 1977 film, Elliot is a dragon who rescues a small boy sold into a life of indentured servitude and deposits him with a family which breaks out into song for no apparent reason, so, really, pick your poison here. Like Mushu, the other Disney dragon in this list, Elliot appears to be omnivorous, but in the film local fishermen complain about their daily catch disappearing mysteriously, the cause of which is Elliot, who can be invisible at will, sneaking fish when they can’t see him.

That being the case, despite the film taking place in early 1900s Maine, where everything was boiled and spices were what happened to other people, I believe Elliot is a prime candidate for a bit of fusion food, and would recommend a very large sushi burrito, with a large seaweed wrap filled with rice, fish, and of course the local Maine delicacy of lobster.

  1. Smaug, from The Hobbit

Poster Placeholder of - 62All the previous dragons on this list have been more or less human-scale, but Smaug is the first one which is truly huge; in the Hobbit films, the fire-drake would have been more than 130 meters or or nearly 430 feet long. This brings up all sorts of questions, not only about the questionable physics of such a large creature being able to breathe, much less, you know, fly, but also about such a large creature’s necessary daily caloric intake, which would be substantial, and how one would construct a burrito for a creature that large. Creating the tortilla alone would be a substantial logistical undertaking — a task that certainly the master craftsmen among the Dwarves of Erebor could have managed, if they had been on more friendly terms with Smaug, which, alas, they were not.

Now, true Tolkien nerds scholars will tell me that the Dragons of Middle-Earth were magical, created by Morgoth as war-beasts, most notably in the War of the Jewels during the First Age, and as such, they are not necessarily bound by the laws of physics or nutrition. Which is a good thing, since the text of The Hobbit does not offer much insight into the diet of Smaug, other than the fact he’ll eat humans, dwarves and ponies from time to time, but that as much out of spite than out of any particular need. He’ll eat you if you annoy him (and you will annoy him), but he doesn’t have to eat you.

But we also know that Smaug is erudite, cultured and appreciates the finer things in life; in the movies he’s voiced by Benedict Cumberbach, after all. So allow me to suggest a haute cuisine burrito for him. The filling hardly matters — sure, fill it with flame-broiled dwarves and humans, they’re around — but once they’re stuffed into that very large tortilla, let’s take a little bit of Smaug’s horde and make an edible gold foil to wrap the whole burrito in. Gold is incredibly ductile — you can hammer the element to just a fraction of a micron thick — so Smaug’s fortune would not be materially affected. It’ll be a tasty and shiny burrito made of his enemies, and I think that will please Smaug to no end.

  1. Puff the Magic Dragon, from the song “Puff, the Magic Dragon”

A-3amA 3am gas station microwave burrito, because, come on, this dragon is fully baked. Peter Paul and Mary will tell you the song is not about that, but clearly no one told the animators of the 70s TV special. They knew otherwise. They all knew otherwise. And so do we.

JOHN SCALZI is one of the most popular SF authors of his generation. His debut Old Man’s War won him the John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer. His New York Times bestsellers include The Last Colony, Fuzzy Nation, and Redshirts (which won the 2013 Hugo Award for Best Novel), and 2020’s The Last Emperox. Material from his blog, Whatever, has also earned him two other Hugo Awards. Scalzi also serves as critic-at-large for the Los Angeles Times. He lives in Ohio with his wife and daughter.

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