We’ve been giving our Chaos and Cosmos authors a run for their money with all these delightfully chaotic questions, but today we’ve given them their most daunting task yet…WRITING HOROSCOPES! From meeting handsome strangers to fleeing vengeful pigs, check out what our authors predicted here.
Write a horoscope based on your book
Kate Elliott, author of Unconquerable Sun
Today you will face an obstacle and an opening. Keep your temper in check. Charge right in.
May Robinette Kowal, author of The Relentless Moon
Today watch out for accidents. You will find yourself in close quarters, far from loved ones. Trust your friends to be there for you.
Ryan Van Loan, author of The Sin in the Steel
Remember that harissa-rubbed pork shoulder you enjoyed? Today, the porcine will have their revenge.
Alaya Dawn Johnson, author of Trouble the Saints
Someone has committed a great wrong against you and your people. It’s your choice: fight alone, or fight together. The truth, and the power, is in your hands.
Jenn Lyons, author of The Memory of Souls
Change is in the air, and you know what they say: adapt or die! It’s a tough world out there, and it’s not always easy to see the dragons in your path until they fly right into you. With Kimeron in retrograde, be careful of family gatherings, as it’s going to be especially easy to say the wrong thing to a loved one. You may find such reunions to be a little disagreeable, even cut-throat. Remember not to take what people say at face value — everyone had their own motives.
Most of all, be prepared to make sacrifices to get what you want.
Kit Rocha, author of Deal with the Devil
Today, a tall, handsome stranger will ask you to team up. You can’t trust him. Do it anyway.
Andrea Hairston, author of Master of Poisons
Today everything will be upside down and inside out, unpredictable, dangerous. If you work together with folks you love and folks you can’t stand, you might make it to tomorrow.
Christopher Paolini, author of To Sleep in a Sea of Stars
Today you will encounter adventure, tentacles, and cosmic wonder. Today dreams and nightmares will find unity.
S. A. Hunt, author of I Come With Knives
Don’t feed the wildlife today. Embrace your nature and let your impulsive side take over for a little while. Don’t attend any dinner parties your neighbors might be throwing. A new challenge will present itself in the form of a Mesopotamian death-goddess.
S. L. Huang, author of Burning Roses
You’re going to have to decide whether you can kill your friend’s son today. Also, it turns out gods and monsters exist, and you might be the monster.
Stay tuned for even more Chaos and Cosmos!