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Quiz Time! Which Scalzi Should You Read Next?

By Julia Bergen

From books to burritos, author John Scalzi is an expert at delivering ingenuity, excitement, and unexpected plot twists (and ingredients).

With so much Scalzi, it’s hard to know where to start. Fret not, to celebrate the paperback release of Starter Villain, we at Tor Books have put together a helpful quiz to point you toward the Scalzi you should read next!

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Which TJ Klune Book Should You Read Next?

Look, if TJ Klune is gonna write about two things, they’re gonna be startlingly human non-humans and gay love.

To celebrate the release of the new edition of The House in the Cerulean Sea and it’s incredibly anticipated sequel, Somewhere Beyond the Sea, we’re bringing back this little quiz that will help you figure out which TJ Klune novel you should read next!



And while you’ve got books on the brain, Somewhere Beyond the Sea by TJ Klune is available now. It rocks. Check it out!

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Fall 2024 Reading Quiz!!!

Fall is here, and it’s time for some cozy reads! Just answer a few fun questions, and we’ll match you with the ideal book to lose yourself in this season. Happy reading!

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Robot Week Day Four: Take our Which Tor Robot Are You? Quiz!

It’s Robot Week Day Four! Ready to meet your mechanical match? Dive into our “Which Tor Robot Are You?” quiz to discover which bot from our books you’re most like.

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Robot Week Day Two: 3 Tips On How to Befriend a Robot

How to Survive a Dragon Attack

In the Lives of Puppets paperback cover

It’s Day Two of Robot Week, a celebration of all things Robots!

Welcome to the future, where robots are more than just machines—they can be our best friends! Ready to turn your metal companion into your new BFF? Here’s your guide to befriending a robot, inspired by the charming characters from TJ Klune’s In the Lives of Puppets.

Here’s our expert advice on surviving:

Step 1: Get to Know Your Bot

Just like humans, robots have their own backstories and personalities. Spend some time understanding your robot’s programming and quirks. For example: 

Nurse Ratched: A fiercely protective yet slightly overbearing medical robot. 

Rambo: An anxious and adorable vacuum robot with a heart of gold. 

Hap: A mysterious and complex android with memory loss. 

See? Robots can have personalities, too. Embrace them, quirks and all! 

Step 2: Speak Their Language

Robots appreciate straightforward communication. Keep your commands clear and concise, just like Victor and his robot family communicate in Klune’s book. No need for fancy language—simplicity is key!

Some examples for you to noodle on: 

“Engaging Empathy Protocol. That was very nice of you to say. You are wonderful. Disengaging Empathy Protocol. Idiot.”

“I am a lady, and I told you no. Learn to respect my boundaries. If you do not, your ending will not be swift nor without pain.”

“I am offended you consider me a kidnapper. I like to think it was more of an enthusiastic recruitment.”

“I would be impressed except I do not find idiocy impressive.”

“Please do not hold your applause. I need validation.”

Starting to get it?

Step 3: Be Patient and Persistent

Creating a bond with a robot takes time, okay? Look at Nurse Ratched! She is quite unconventional — like when offering painful medical procedures, but her intentions aren’t all that bad (though they may be threatening). Meanwhile, Rambo, a neurotic vacuum cleaner, seeks constant reassurance and affection. Vic learns that understanding and embracing these peculiarities, rather than resisting them, deepens their bonds. 

So remember, whether it’s enduring Nurse Ratched’s overzealous health care or providing Rambo with the validation he craves, patience and persistence are your best tools for nurturing a lasting friendship with your robot!

You Did It!

And there you have it! These three steps will help you forge a wonderful and perhaps unexpectedly heartfelt friendship with the robots in your life, taking a leaf from the delightful interactions in TJ Klune’s In the Lives of Puppets.

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What Monster Are You? Take This Quiz to Find Out!

Do you have an unhealthy obsession with monsters? If so, then this quiz is for you! Dive in and discover which monster from Foul Days, the first book in Genoveva Dimova’s thrilling new duology The Witch’s Compendium of Monsters you truly are. 👀

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Summer Reads Quiz 2024

Summer is here, and it’s time for some fresh reads! Answer a few questions, and we’ll help you find the perfect book for your summer adventures.

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Which Dysfunctional Space Crew Do You Belong In?

by a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat & a cat

In space, everyone can hear you scream when you realize your roommate steals your lunch from the community space fridge. Has anyone every made it through a space voyage completely functionally?

Find out which dysfunctional space crew is your ride-or-die with this quiz!



 

And while you’ve got books on the brain, Fractal Noise by Christopher Paolini is out now in paperback! You should read it.

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Can You Survive a Night Out in Epic Fantasy Town?

by a cat

When your day job is fighting dragons, or being a cantankerous mage in an imposing tower, or keeping the lava hot at the fantasy forge, or befriending dragons—basically if you’re doing anything in Epic Fantasy Town, you’ll have to unwind on the weekend. Where better to go than Epic Fantasy Tavern? The ale is frothy, the laughter is mirthy, and there’s no way you’ll meet your untimely end while you’re out relaxing!

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Better take this quiz, just to be sure. And then if you like the vibes, check out The Silverblood Promise by James Logan 😎



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Tor’s Whimsically Energizing Spring Quiz

Can you hear the sound of many birds calling? Their song heralds the arrival of Spring. Listen, they’re saying 🎵Tweet, tweet! Take this quiz! Read a book! Whistle, tweet!🎶”

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And while you’ve got books on the brain, check out When Among Crows by Veronica Roth!

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