The Chaos and Cosmos continues!
We asked our Chaos and Cosmos authors: What would you keep in a bag of holding? And then we just sat back and embraced the chaos.
We have some ideas of our own of course: A lightsaber. Two-hundred and seven cheese wheels. A dragon egg maybe.
Let us know what you’d keep in yours in the comments!
What would you keep in your bag of holding?
A trans-dimensional gateway, and an unending supply of freshly baked cookies.

Fountain pens, paper, books, crochet, my laptop, and a blanket for a cozy nap. Also, my cat Elsie would probably be in there, because it is a thing that she can get inside that she should not be inside.
Definitely not a portable hole, or another bag of holding. That’s a good way to rip a hole in space and time, and get sucked into the Astral Plane. What I would keep in my bag of holding? Probably a sword, my wallet, and chargers for my devices. Maybe a pack of soft-baked cookies and a water bottle.
Futon mattress, green tea, electric kettle, pens, ink, notebooks, towel, a lot of conditioner and a hair pick.
Oh! Can I say another bag of holding whose destruction results in opening a gate to the Astral Plane? No? Hmm…well I imagine it’d probably be pretty similar to the contents of the bag Hermione has in The Deathly Hallows. Books and glamping tents and more books and potions and wands and quills and ink and…have I mentioned books?
A bowling alley (complete with skunky beer), fifty pounds of hot smoked salmon, and a 1961 Thunderbird.
If my backpack is anything to go by: fountain pens, journals, and watercolor supplies.
- Portals to other worlds
- A bike that never rusts or needs air in the tire
- Dark chocolate bonbons with caramel filling
- A truth serum
Survival equipment and writing supplies.

Toilet paper. (Too real?)
Also a sword, my TI-92 graphing calculator, and a whole lot of tea.
A wet bar, an espresso machine, a burr grinder, well, I already have the bag I take on planes that has a sleeping bag, good pajamas, a hot water bottle, an ice pack, footie slippers, an eye mask…I’m the most comfortable man in the sky, so I’ll definitely carry all of that, some really good pens, more spare batteries than is wise, I could go on.
Us: How many spare batteries is wise?
Like, if there was a lithium fire, you’d want it to be terrible but not catastrophic, that’s the wise level.
Dark chocolate and really good English Breakfast tea, at all times.
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Relatable, right?
